100+ Hardest Would You Rather Questions - Funny, Dirty, Clean Teens

The "would you rather" questions game is a fun and entertaining activity where participants are presented with two options and must choose which one they would prefer. These options are often presented in the format of a question that begins with "Would you rather...". The game can be played with two or more people, and participants take turns asking each other "would you rather" questions.

The questions can be silly or thought-provoking and can be tailored to the interests and preferences of the participants. The game is a great way to get to know people better and to stimulate conversations.

Dirty "Would You Rather" Questions

Would You Rather
Have it with the lights on	or off?
have one partner	or multiple partners?
pay for sex	or be paid to have sex?
be on top	or bottom?
read erotica	or watch it?
be with someone shorter than you	or taller
do it in extreme cold	or extreme heat?
play the maid	or a sexy Doctor?
have your hair pulled	or slapped on the butt?
have a bubble bath	or a steamy shower?
cuddle every day	or shower together daily?
mistakenly send nudes to your boss	or you mother?
use hot wax	or ice cubes?
take a body shot	or have one taken off you?
French kiss with melted chocolate	or melted marshmallows?
skinny dip with your closest family member	or your favourite teacher?
be kinky	or a romantic?
have a threesome with me	or just a different person?
be choked while receiving pleasure	or choke and slap someone while giving it to them?
always make out for six hours	or always have sex for less than 7 minutes?
be with someone new every few week	or only one person for your entire life?
have a small penis that can ejaculate	or a large one which can't even get hard?
always flash security guard and still get rejected	or have a hairy sugar daddy who gets you into places?
suck a vagrant’s big toe	or French kiss him?
have a partner who fakes their orgasm but gives perfect oral	or a partner who truly orgasms but is terrible at oral?
only have meaningless one night stands	or committed sexual relations with one person that cannot go past 1 year?
do it in an abandoned building	or in a public park?
do it with a cousin	or be the one to end the relationship with your true love?
be the one to initiate intercourse but get rejected by three people in a row	or be in the hospital for a week for a broken shoulder?
have passionate intercourse with a 300-pound hairy woman who then stalks you	or a quicky with a vagrant who then later complains about your poor performance?
grant everyone's sexual wishes	or have all your sexual wishes granted?
skinny dip at a pool	or the ocean?
pick up the first stranger you see (male or female) and attempt to hookup	or hookup with someone you always wanted to but their married partner is in the army?
place a glass cup with lubricant into your open gaping anus which promptly shatters	or place a piece of paper and across the pink aspect of your genitals leading to a fine cut which bleeds for a short period of time?
do it in a room backstage at your graduation ceremony, where the audio is projected through the dean's speech	or with the dean's daughter and have his wife and young son walk in on it and watch until you finish before saying anything?
run over shattered glass to get away from a bomb	or stick you genitalia into a turbine if you knew it would stop the bomb and save lives?
be stuck in traffic for two hours	or receive grueling head for six hours without a climax?
snort cocaine	or snort your boyfriend's load?
swallow	or spit?

Couples "Would You Rather" Questions

Would You Rather
have an indoor wedding at a historic resort	or an outdoor wedding in Hawaii?
be completely crazy	or completely retarded?
a romantic getaway with me for 2 weeks	or to get a break from me for 4 days?
drive 200 miles to a vacation spot	or have me drive 100 miles and you 100 miles?
be seen as completely insane by everyone but me	or be loved by everyone except me?
be so smart you never understand why normal folk can't stand to be around you	or be slow, but everyone likes you and wants to hang out with you?
get quadruplets	or have no children?
date someone who’s beautiful with a stink personality	or someone who’s ugly with a beautiful personality?
have loved and lost	or to have never loved at all?
a partner who is passive	or aggressive?
get back with an ex	or be with someone who you like but is extremely ugly and you feel ashamed to carry them in public?
exercise every day but make no progress	or get an Arnold bod with ease, but always keep a C average for everything you do?
encourage someone with unlimited potential in your job	or keep them down so you can get the promotion?
be alive 100 years in the past as a white person	or 100 years in the future as anyone?
change all your locks if you lost a key 50 miles from your home	or leave them all for at least a year in the hopes that no one ever matches them with your door?
eat stool that tastes like chocolate	or eat chocolate that looks exactly like your last stool?
know about everything and never be surprised	or have everything surprise you?
be always wrong but always think you are right	or be always right but no one likes you for it?
run 10 miles	or swim 10 miles?
be the only one with an important skillset	or know a little bit of many different skill sets?
a date at a fancy expensive restaurant	or street food at the fair?
a movie night	or a drive around the country?

Teenagers "Would You Rather" Questions

Would You Rather
be buried alive	or burnt to death?
skydive	or scuba dive?
be the captain of the football/cheerleading team	or a grade A student?
not be able to shower for the rest of your life	or not be able to clean your teeth?
be hairless but allergic to the sun	or be hairy and always sweating?
have bad breath	or bad body odor?
have no phone after 8 pm	or complete computer usage monitored by your parents?
be the prettiest/most handsome person of your friends	or be the dumbest but richest person?
have the power to be invisible	or be able to fly?
be the best player on a losing team	or the worst player on a winning team?
get your first kiss in front of the entire school	or trip and fall in front of the entire school?
write the most famous book	or direct an infamous movie?
be stuck in someplace naked with no idea how you got there	or have a wardrobe malfunction at a function while onstage and you lose all your clothes?
your parents together but miserable	or divorced and happy?
go fishing	or hunting?
listen to old hip-hop for life	or only rap for life?
have a personal pool	or a person jacuzzi?
go lucky dip in a random high school garbage can and eat the food contents of the first thing you grab	or get caught swimming naked in the school pool and the video goes viral?
use an iPhone	or a Samsung phone?
pet a gorilla	or pet a lion (all potential dangers included)?
win cash	or give cash to someone in need?
work as a clown for life	or be homeless for a year?

Hard "Would You Rather" Questions

Would You Rather
live low life with your loved one	or rich life all alone?
speak to animals	or know other people thoughts?
be hunter by Jason Bourne	or Jack Bauer
find true everlasting love	or cure cancer?
be trapped in a sandstorm	or snowstorm
discover a new periodic table element	or win gold at the Olympics?
have three nipple	or one nipple?
spend your last moments with family	or do something totally crazy you always wanted to do?
travel anywhere in the universe at the speed of light	or be able to read minds?
be stuck on the moon	or free floating in space?
be a cyborg	or be half-man half-animal?
always be hot	or always be cold
stave to death	or eat human for the rest of your life?
tell everyone of your guilty pleasures	or never partake in any of your guilty pleasures ever again?
be overweight	or be really hairy?
snort a tablespoon of cinnamon	or contact a mild 1 week flu?
know everything and die tomorrow	or live forever but be ignorant?
fight Jet Li	or Michael J White?
dance like MJ	or sing like Freddie Mercury?
control King Kong	or Godzilla?
stub your toe	or get a papercut?
be telekinetic	or be telepathic?
have a personal chef	or a personal masseuse?
pull out all your toenails	or pull out all your hair?
live in a world where there is no electricity of any sort	or live in a world where technology made our lives entirely easier, however all animals are extinct?
go return to your past as a 12 year old with the opposite gender with all your memories	or continue your life as a successful (25 year old based on their age) with all the wealth and respect you can have But no memory beyond yesterday morning?

Funny "Would You Rather" Questions

Would You Rather
become Superman for a year but you die at the end	or be in med school for life with no income but never complete it?
live in a tree in a large forest	or as a worm?
die rich and successful	or die happy?
use only your phone for life	or only your laptop for life?
throw up uncontrollably everytime you speak to the opposite sex	or be attracted to the smell of shit and frequent random bathrooms because of it?
live without youtube.com	or facebook.com?
be addicted to a person that doesn't like you	or be crushed on by the vagrant that lives right outside your house?
always lose your house keys at home	or always lose your car keys at work?
fly for free everywhere, but every time you fly you always get held in security, and may	or may not get a fingered in the tush get paid the same as the business CEO but he will ask sexual favors of you bi-monthly?
live the life of an entrepreneur with all the stresses	or be stuck at one job with decent pay for life.
play never have I ever	or play would you rather?
hug a panda	or hug a polar bear?
eat Liquorice daily	or think about suicide monthly?
be emotionless	or feel too much?
live in a van with unlimited gas	or live in a house with 10 siblings?
have a sensitive nose	or sensitive ears?
have gravity not work for a day	or be on the Elon Musk list to fly around the moon?
have only Apple products	or have zero Apple products?
be overwhelmed by a multitude of bad financial choices	or have excellent credit but incurable bad breath
control people emotions near you	or control time?
vomit through your nose	or poop through your mouth?
only eat Kraft mac and cheese	or nuggets for the rest of your life?
wear a tux everywhere you go	or a bathing suit?

Related - Never have I Ever

Kids

Would You Rather
eat burger king	or MacDonalds?
be on your phone all day	or go outside and play all day?
have unlimited games	or have unlimited snacks?
be the smartest kid in school	or the most popular?
eat something you liked that dropped on the ground and was stepped on	or eat something clean that is healthy but taste bad?
be forced to drink your vitamins	or be forced to take vitamin tablets?
be a pokemon trainer	or attend Hogwarts?
be a fairy	or be a tall dwarf?
trick or treat with your best friends without dressing up for Halloween	or dress up but stay inside?
be stuck in your bedroom	or your living room?
be very good at dancing	or singing?
brush your teeth with rocks	or drink milk that smells like bad breath?
go to the theme park	or go to the zoo?
become a doctor	or pilot of the fastest airplane?
work with a group on a project	or work alone?
surf	or skateboard?
watch TV all day	or meet someone new each day?
skateboard	or bike ride?
learn to swim fast	or learn to dive for longer?
have only sandwiches for food	or eat only one type of sweet for life?
be bullied at school	or completely ignored?
be the only snitch at school	or the only one being bullied?

How to Play Would You Rather

Would You Rather play would you rather or never have I ever? The goal of would you rather is to create scenarios in which both choices seem equally as difficult. Would You Rather Questions can range from life choices to sexual preferences.

Whether you are playing with a group or one other individual, how to play Would You Rather will remain the same. One person asks, "would you rather..." The other individuals have to choose between your hard options. Then the next person asks their question.

Of course, you and your group can just go through our list of Would You Rather Questions and discuss your preferences. This is one of the most common and fun ways to play.

Drinking Game "Would You Rather" Questions

Would you rather doubles as an excellent drinking game. The majority wins! Ask the first question, "Would you rather..." Everyone should either have two cards. Each of the two cards has the number 1 or two on them. Option one represents the first part of the question and option two the second part. If you choose option two then put down that card else the number 1 card.

Whichever card is put down the least in that round has to drink.

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Example

Six individuals are playing.
Everyone was assigned two cards with number 1 and 2.
Ask the first question, "Would you rather be reincarnated as a cat or a dog"?
We wait until everyone has chosen their answer.
Everyone places down their cards at the same time.
Whichever card was placed down the most wins the round.
In this case, four '1' cards and two '2' cards were placed down. Therefore, most people prefer to be a cat.
All the dog people have to drink.

Would You Rather Questions Game