Funny “never have I ever” questions appropriate for an event guaranteed to generate some laughs. These questions can be used with family and friends without fear of things getting dirty. Prepare to laugh and let’s get started.
Let the stories begin and the good time roll with these fun “never have I ever” questions.
When to use these “Never Have I Ever” Questions?
As mentioned above these questions do not contain anything dirty or sexual. Making them appropriate for even the most PG events such as family gatherings or even work meetings or outings.
Types of games
All of these variations are quite easy to play and are guaranteed to make the entire group laugh. They are quite simple to play as well.
This is the barebones version of the game and requires the least amount of prep.
Assemble your group together and ask the first question, “Never Have I Ever…”. If anyone in the group has done it they have to admit it to the group (for some questions this is sometimes followed by a story).
The person next to you then asks their “Never Have I Ever” question and the group answers. Then the person next to them asks etc.
There is no real winner since points are not tracked. While this version the game is still fun to play, we can still spice it up a bit with the versions below.
This starts from the same premise as the above game you ask a question and sees who has done it. But instead of just moving onto another question, those who have done it have to eat something! This is normally one of a few gross foods which were predetermined before the game begun. Such as raw onion, celery (gross to some people), okra etc. Or you can get really gross and use Durians or Fish Eyeballs etc.
Don’t eat anything poisonous or expired! We want to end the night with everyone alive.
The foods are rotated similar to how the asker of the question is chosen. Therefore the foods are consumed in the same order each time.
This version requires everyone to have two cards. One labeled “I Have” and the other “Never”. When the question is asked you have to raise the appropriate card.
This approach is common in online videos see the example below.
A slightly different variation requires you to make more cards with the same marking (“I Have” and “Never”) and everyone receives 10 of each. So 20 cards in total. If you have done the question you have to put down the “I Have” card down on the table. If you haven’t then you have to remove a card from the table. If you don’t have any cards down and you haven’t done the question asked. You have to put down a “Never” card. The first person to put down 10 “I Have” cards or 10 “Never” cards wins!
This adds an interesting funny twist to the “never have I ever” game not only is there a winner but you can win from losing. Rather, what would be considered losing in the other versions of the game.
Examples of our Funniest “Never Have I Ever” Questions!
Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Never have I ever gone without a bath or shower for more than a week.
Never have I ever tried to discreetly pick a wedgie in public.
Never have I ever ridden a mechanical bull.
Never have I ever walked in on a family member in the bathroom.
Never have I ever stepped in dog poop barefoot.
Never have I ever thrown up because someone else threw up.
Never have I ever thought about what type of dog I would be.
Never have I ever been catfished.
Never have I ever dyed my bath water.
Never have I ever said to people that I don’t fart.
Never have I ever used the bathroom in complete darkness.
Never have I ever been chased by a cat.
Never have I ever been chased by a dog.
Never have I ever worn Crocs.
Never have I ever had diarrhea and vomited simultaneously.
Never have I ever tried guessing someone’s password.
Never have I ever kissed an animal.
Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.
Never have I ever walked a tightrope.
Never have I ever gotten my face stuck between burglar bars.
Never have I ever been shocked by electricity.
Never have I ever fake cried to get what I want.
Never have I ever knowing worn a Broken Watch.
Never have I ever Bitten a pet.
Never have I ever Inhaled Cotten Candy.
Never have I ever followed the wrong person in a crowd.
Never have I ever tasted cat food.
Never have I ever pulled a push door.
Never have I ever tried to put a flash drive in my phone.
Never have I ever seen a Shark Shit.
Never have I ever been awake for 2 days or more.
Never have I ever had to run to save my life.
Never have I ever used a kids toothbrush.
Never have I ever sniffed marker ink.
Never have I ever spilled pen ink in my pocket.
Never have I ever squirted water through a space in my teeth.
Never have I ever used oil because I was out of skin cream.
Never have I ever Worn my Shirt Inside Out in Public by Mistake.
Never have I ever Tripped in a public place and acted like it was intentional.
Never have I ever made an embarrassing video.
Never have I ever scared someone from the back.
Never have I ever had an allergic reaction in public.
Never have I ever locked an animal in my car.
Never have I ever stole anything from a restaurant.